I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violentFighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretaryof the United States. I have requested that he bring with himassistants, even though some are not from our Country, of IslamMakhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, DanielCormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these peopleto defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a PressSecretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! PresidentDONALD J. TRUMP